中英文爆笑小故事

2020-09-23 03:31 关键词:中英文爆笑小故事 分类:学习教材 阅读:1142

This is an old story . Long long time ago , three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

翻译:这是一个古老的传说 。很久很久之前,三个在丛林迷路的人被食人族捉住了。食人族领袖对他们说,假如他们能经过一项游戏,他们就能活命。

中英文爆笑小故事

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

翻译:检验的第一关是,去丛林里采摘属于统一品种的10个生果。以是,这三小我聚集开来去采摘生果。

The first one came back and said to the king , 'I brought ten apples.' The king then explained the trial to him. 'You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.'

翻译:第一小我返来对食人族领袖说:“我带返来了10个苹果。”领袖然后向他申清楚游戏规则:“你必必要把这10个苹果塞进你的屁眼里,同时脸上不克不及有任何脸色,不然就吃了你。

中英文爆笑小故事

The first apple went in…… but on the second one he winced out in pain , so he was killed.

翻译:第一个苹果被塞进去了… 到第二个的时分,由于痛苦悲伤他躲开了,以是,他被吃掉了。

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

翻译:第二小我带着10个樱桃返来了。当领袖向他申明游戏规则后,他想,对他来讲这应当很轻易。

So he proceeded: 1……2……3……4……5……6……7……8…… and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed immediately.

翻译:他可以了,一个,两个,三个, ……。当到第九个樱桃的时分,他大笑了起来,以是,他立时被吃了。

Weeks later, the first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, 'Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?'

翻译:几礼拜曩昔了,第一小我和第二小我在天国谋面了。第一小我问第二小我:“你那时干嘛笑啊,你都快胜利了?”

'I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.'

翻译:第二小我答复说:“我不由得啊,我瞥见第三小我拿着10个菠萝返来了。”

中英文爆笑小故事

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